Cute Nonsense

buttercakesandteacafe:

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buttercakesandteacafe:

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

@frostedquill

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diy:

How to grow an avocado tree from an avocado pit.  For more gardening tips and tricks, check out the Gardener skill.

diy:

How to grow an avocado tree from an avocado pit.  For more gardening tips and tricks, check out the Gardener skill.

hiromisshi:

Un bon 14 Juillet à toutes les Françaises, tous les Français et mêmes aux Francophiles! Happy Bastille’s Day to all the French and Francophiles! :) 
Remember that Bastille’s Day commemorates the break of the prison La Bastille by the French revolutionaries and celebrates the anniversary of the French Revolution. :) 

hiromisshi:

Un bon 14 Juillet à toutes les Françaises, tous les Français et mêmes aux Francophiles! Happy Bastille’s Day to all the French and Francophiles! :) 

Remember that Bastille’s Day commemorates the break of the prison La Bastille by the French revolutionaries and celebrates the anniversary of the French Revolution. :) 

Fan: *asks question about family*

Misha: *answers it*

Misha: You know, I actually haven't seen my kids in weeks, so that was another really depressing question.

Crowd: Awww.

Misha: I've actually been filming videos and sending them to the kids...

Misha: *pulls phone out of his pocket*

Misha: So if you guys wouldn't mind being quiet for a moment, and then being really loud.

Misha: *starts recording the video* Hey guys! I hope you're being good and following the most important rule..... No having fun. I miss you guys, and I'm actually with some people that want to say hi...

Misha: *turns phone so that it's recording the audience*

Crowd: *everyone simultaneously says hello*

Misha: *turns phone back towards him* These are the people that I work with. And yea, I just wanted to say I love you and I miss you and I'll be home soon. *finishes recording*

Misha: Sorry about that. I just had to make sure they were following the "No having fun rule." It's funny, because when I call home and talk to West, I'll be like "What did you do today?" And he'll be like... *whispers* "I went to the park." And I'll be like *acts angry* "You did what?!" And he'll go *whispers* "...Went to the park." And I'll be like, *acting angry again* "And what did you do at the park?" And he'll go *whispers* ".........I had fun."

Crowd: *starts laughing*

Misha: Its West's favorite game.

shmeggles345:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

I’m a vegetarian and I’ll admit, this is disturbing. 

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